Re-activate _. Run protocol: disinfo._ Oh, Hi. Have you heard about this Pizzagate spirit cooking? Weird, wild stuff. Also weird is the major UFO story that broke in the failing New York Times. Speaking of failing, President Trump teleconferences into the show! 'Oumuamua, I've come to bargain. The mysterious object that passed by Earth recently was theorized to be an asteroid, comet, space cigar, or alien probe. Guess what? It is now definitely considered an extraterrestrial object. We looked at the information and decided to ignore it.