Eric and Ben welcome back returning champion Amy Raugust. Tonight on the show we dissect Scientology. What exactly is it and why is it so appealing? Then we discover Lord Xenu's galactic battles as well as L. Ron Hubbard's magick sex conquests! We find a lot of common ground with the Church's message and think anything said in here should be taken with a grain salt. Right? This is just a harmless podcast. I mean, don't kill me, okay? If I die, they did it. Plus the show welcomes a new monologue writer, Mort Gershwin! We also totally did an episode on The Holy Bible already, so this isn't singling anything out. Okay?